Most of the patients who come in to see me with complaints relating their penises have the same line: "The condom broke!" Most of the time, I don't know why they would say that. Most of the time, it wouldn't change the management.
But, they say it anyway. I know it's bad, but usually when the Black guys say it, I don't pay so much attention. But, when some little guys say it, I question the possibility. Not all Black guys are big. It's not uncommon to see a six-foot tall Black guy with a small penis. But, a lot of them do have big ones. You'd be surprised. Sometimes, a tiny guy can turn up with a big one.
Anyway, today, there came a Hispanic guy who told me his condom broke this morning, giving him a rash. I checked him, and it was tiny! How in the world could he have broken his condom? Some are to show. Some are to grow. But, this one...impossible. How much can yours grow?
"Mee weewee groe nong. Jometimes, mee yoose ich ass a staff."
"I don't believe you, Dear Confucius. Yours probably has been dead for centuries."
"Mee weewee jso nong eng haard...ju cang no tell weech eez duh reel staff."
"Yes, I can. The real staff doesn't have cobwebs on it!!!"
"Mee loe ju...ju loe me...la la la, la la la la...la la la la la...la la la, la la la la...."