Wednesday, May 29, 2013

Aliens

The other day, I was pondering about Aliens.  No, I'm not talking about the Hispanic guys who worked on my garden.  I'm talking about ET.  I do think there are Aliens out there somewhere.  I bet you there are a whole bunch of gay Aliens out there as well.  Who knows, with their advanced intelligence, they might be able to create a gay Alien baby from two gay Alien sperms! Alien sperms probably have huge heads.   Aliens don't have eggs, so there ain't any lesbian Aliens...SORRY!  I don't really think these gay Aliens look like the way they have been depicted by us.  They have to look more colorful.  They are gay, for God's sake.  I think those "Aliens" we captured or found dead were not Aliens.  They were the Alien monkies who were sent to Earth as an experiment.  I wouldn't be surprised if their monkies are extremely advanced.  They probably talk, too.  All that time we thought they were Aliens when, in fact, they could have been just highly intelligent Alien monkies...gay ones.

Saturday, May 18, 2013

My Blue Koi Pond

My garden make-over is kind of almost done...So much work, darn it!  So many things to do, so little time.  Technically, I shouldn't have to do anything but enjoy the garden after the landscapers finished their work.  However, these landscapers were jerks.  I paid them a lot of money, but they didn't do a good job.  Now, I have to fine-tune it myself...GRRR.

I added a number of spray heads to some irrigation zones this evening after work.  Still have a lot to go.  I also added bacteria, algae killing stuff, and...a blue dye to the koi ponds.  I ordered this package with different types of good bacteria to make the pond water look clear, and they included this blue dye which stated as safe for the fish. 

Well, I put too much dye into the ponds.  Now, the water is really, REALLY BLUE.  It's so blue it's not even funny!  I'm not too worry about this though.  However, all the fish started to come up...probably to get air.  I am so worried now.  I hope they won't die. 

Two weeks ago, I put about 10 little koi into the new, small koi pond that I had just finished.  The water wasn't clear, so I couldn't see any of them.  I found two of them, but...DEAD.  One got stuck in the pump; one floated...Jim found it on Sunday.  I wasn't sure how many of them were left until tonight when five of them came up for air.  I think I put too much dye.  What am I saying?  I did put way too much dye.  Sigh...I hope the fish will live.

I will be so sad if I woke up tomorrow and the fish all died.  Unless I won the lottery tonight...