Wednesday, May 29, 2013
The other day, I was pondering about Aliens. No, I'm not talking about the Hispanic guys who worked on my garden. I'm talking about ET. I do think there are Aliens out there somewhere. I bet you there are a whole bunch of gay Aliens out there as well. Who knows, with their advanced intelligence, they might be able to create a gay Alien baby from two gay Alien sperms! Alien sperms probably have huge heads. Aliens don't have eggs, so there ain't any lesbian Aliens...SORRY! I don't really think these gay Aliens look like the way they have been depicted by us. They have to look more colorful. They are gay, for God's sake. I think those "Aliens" we captured or found dead were not Aliens. They were the Alien monkies who were sent to Earth as an experiment. I wouldn't be surprised if their monkies are extremely advanced. They probably talk, too. All that time we thought they were Aliens when, in fact, they could have been just highly intelligent Alien monkies...gay ones.