I had a male patient who came in today to follow up for premature ejeculation. The medicine I gave him seemed to have helped him but not to the extent that he was totally satisfied. So, as I told him I would up the dosage on that medicine, he leaned back on his chair and started to squeeze his nipples as if I wasn't there. Then, suddenly he stopped, realizing I was in front of him. LOL!!! I wonder what he was fantasizing about.
"Dear Confucius, I do not think so."
"Stret mang jsquiz olly wang neepole ech a tyme...Dubbole jsquiz, Gay!!!"
"Stop squeezing your nipples, Dear Confucius...Leave me alone, Please!!!"