I know checking the blogs will be the first thing you'll do when you get home. So, I want to welcome you home and say:....
"GO TO BED!!!"
"JU fule, driveen duh hole light...mee no nike it!!!"
"Dear Confucius, could I just have some peace with my boyfriend?"
"Just kidding, Jim...Welcome home! I miss you!"
"Mee miss ju, ju, Zeem!"