Wednesday, November 9, 2011

Ying and Yang





For every force, there's a negative force. For every Ying, there's a Yang. Life is funny that way. It's an equilibrium. No body can change that law of nature.


I have to remind myself of this every time life becomes hard. You can't appreciate happiness if you haven't experienced sadness.


So, I apply this rule of nature to my relationship with Jimmy Yang. I really think this is how our relationship has been strong. Sometimes when Jim is the Ying, I'm the Yang. When I'm the Ying, he's the Yang.


Here's what I think:


When Jim is the Ying, he should:


1. Blow the leaves in the garden, and I, being the Yang, would cheer him on;


2. Cook good dinner, and I, being the Yang, would eat to make him happy;


3. Prepare a bubble bath, and I, being the Yang, would sit in it.....


When I am the Ying, I would:


1. Buy Jim a leaf blower, and Jim, being the Yang, should blow the leaves;


2. Buy the groceries, and Jim, being the Yang, should prepare dinner;


3. Allow Jim to make a bubble bath, and Jim, being the Yang, should be happy to make it for me.....



" Ju nog Jing eng Jang! Tu pee-neez...Ich Jing eng Jing!!!"


"Dear Gay Confucius, we are Ying and Yang, too. Two straight penises are Ying and Ying. But, we have two gay penises. A gay penis is a Ying and Yang penis by itself!"


















4 comments:

  1. Good morning, T!

    When you visit & make love tomorrow, will you be Yang & he, Ying? Will the fires of heaven warm his rhymes with soul? :)

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  2. T,

    ...Your sense of humor is delicious & soigné!

    ...Your blog is quite châtié...a daily (at least!) pleasure!

    ...Consider me, please, amongst your most devoted fans.

    ...A Fuchsia http://www.html-color-names.com/color-chart.php tie will go well at the wedding!

    ...I might need to try to get on your new-patients list.

    ...Enjoy your day!

    Bill :)

    ...

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  3. Thank you, Bill...:)
    My mom still thinks I'm crazy. So does Jim...:)

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  4. A fuchsia tie to wedding worn is Oh

    Lord yes the very thing to make all males

    Of credos all a woody wide to show,

    A handy meme to flash if all else fails!


    Go for it, T!...:)

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